Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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