He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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