Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
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