Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Are we still banned from the library?
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Randomize
