Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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