I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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