Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
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