erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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