What a fucking waste of an outfit
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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