i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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