When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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