what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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