take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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