i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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