come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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