If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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