It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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