Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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