Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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