even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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