can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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