We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Dick very happy bro
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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