i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
Randomize
