I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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