Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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