Already got asked if we're dating
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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