Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Randomize
