don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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