Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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