So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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