Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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