This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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