butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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