if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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