Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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