I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Let's paint friendship bongs
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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