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(254): View more from Texas

his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker

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(406): View more from Montana

To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here

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(813): View more from Florida

It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!

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(319): View more from Iowa

Try me, you 5'5 gremlin

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