Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
We left an ass print on the piano.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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