he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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