So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
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