Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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