Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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