That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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