Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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