You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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