Sacagawea was the original milf.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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