I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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