my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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