I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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