Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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